There seems to be a weird taboo amongst females when it comes to buying condoms. Girls desperately hide their prophylactics between their broccoli and tea bags, in hopes that the checkout person won't notice. In reality, the pimply dude on the register probably wouldn't even give a fuck if you were buying an ironically-named family-size box of condoms, lube, enemas and four giant cucumbers. He just wants you to go away so he can stealthily check Facebook on his mobile under the counter while the supervisor is in the deli section.
And really, what's there to be ashamed about? If I see someone buying condoms, I want to give them a massive high five and congratulate them because they're about to get laid. And extra kudos for practicing safe sex.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Friday, September 24, 2010
(L)(L)
I'm babysitting my darling K today.
She's my baby cousin but everyone in my family calls her my baby because she looks like me as a kid - only difference is she has blonde hair!
My little K is 16 months old and seriously the cheekiest kid I've ever met. She may look as cute as a button but she's serious trouble. Her two volumes are loud and really loud. She loves climbing on anything and everything. She also has this killer laugh that just sounds full of mischief. I love it!
So far we've danced around the house to The Weepies, played on the swings, looked at pictures of puppies on the internet and read this sweet little book I bought her called "If you're afraid of the dark, remember the night rainbow." It's seriously so cute. We've read it 4 times and it's only just gone 11am.
Now I sit here with my cup of tea and laptop as my beloved watches some animated spanish girl try and find the "magical river."
What a relaxing start to the weekend :)
Happy Saturday everyone! xo
She's my baby cousin but everyone in my family calls her my baby because she looks like me as a kid - only difference is she has blonde hair!
My little K is 16 months old and seriously the cheekiest kid I've ever met. She may look as cute as a button but she's serious trouble. Her two volumes are loud and really loud. She loves climbing on anything and everything. She also has this killer laugh that just sounds full of mischief. I love it!
So far we've danced around the house to The Weepies, played on the swings, looked at pictures of puppies on the internet and read this sweet little book I bought her called "If you're afraid of the dark, remember the night rainbow." It's seriously so cute. We've read it 4 times and it's only just gone 11am.
Now I sit here with my cup of tea and laptop as my beloved watches some animated spanish girl try and find the "magical river."
What a relaxing start to the weekend :)
Happy Saturday everyone! xo
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Let's start at the beginning
I'm an 18 year old girl who is a lover of music, painting, lemons and all things pinup.
I live in Melbourne, drive a shitty ford, speak terrible french, suffer from bulimia and claustrophobia, hug strangers, always dress for good news and I could probably talk until your ears bleed.
I live in Melbourne, drive a shitty ford, speak terrible french, suffer from bulimia and claustrophobia, hug strangers, always dress for good news and I could probably talk until your ears bleed.
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